Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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1morey:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

Adds to Queue for Halloween…

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from dennys
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dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

So it’s Breakfast at Hot Topic?

dennys:

*sigh* hi, welcome to goth denny’s. i’m your server, raven, you can like, sit down or something *sigh*

So it’s Breakfast at Hot Topic?

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf




This feels like something out of Truman Show. Everything is so perfectly in sync, down to the people walking the street. Not to mention the red cars that appear to loop.

snatchedweaves:

asiareneebelike:

wtf

This feels like something out of Truman Show. Everything is so perfectly in sync, down to the people walking the street. Not to mention the red cars that appear to loop.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from gratuitous-science
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gratuitous-science:

This is Halloween on eight floppy drives

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

image

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from genuinewonderment
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gunrunnerhell:

Shooters Grill
A waitress at the Shooters Grill, a restaurant that encourages open carry, also has the staff engage in the practice as well. Any waitresses who do open carry at work are required to take handgun classes and be proficient with their weapon. No alcohol is served at the restaurant, but they are well known for their burgers which play on the gun theme with menu items named the “Guac 9” and “Swiss and Wesson”.
Source

gunrunnerhell:

Shooters Grill

A waitress at the Shooters Grill, a restaurant that encourages open carry, also has the staff engage in the practice as well. Any waitresses who do open carry at work are required to take handgun classes and be proficient with their weapon. No alcohol is served at the restaurant, but they are well known for their burgers which play on the gun theme with menu items named the “Guac 9” and “Swiss and Wesson”.

Source

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: panemwillfall)

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from genuinewonderment
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mermaidmagillsusieskittle:

stupidsheets:

mermaidmagillsusieskittle:

magneito:

mY FAVORITE THING IS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE SHIPS WHERE THE SHORT ONE IS A LITTLE CONDENSED BALL OF PURE RAGE AND THE TALL ONE IS SUPER NICE AND NERVOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE SHORTER ONE 

image

YES

THIS WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED TO MY MIND. I LAUGHED SO HARD!

(Source: magneito)

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from genuinewonderment
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everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."


V E N U S

everythingcanadian:

"feel my leg, I just shaved."

V E N U S

(Source: awakemysoul2355)

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from toksyuryel
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itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns
itsstuckyinmyhead:


Tumblr and Puns

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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mythicarticulations:

Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”! 
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mythicarticulations:

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mythicarticulations:

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mythicarticulations:

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Now available in our Etsy Shop.
mythicarticulations:

Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”! 
Now available in our Etsy Shop.
mythicarticulations:

Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”! 
Now available in our Etsy Shop.
mythicarticulations:

Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”! 
Now available in our Etsy Shop.

mythicarticulations:

Tired of your Werewolves not being in cans? Well we have a solution! Announcing the “Werewolf in a Can”!

Now available in our Etsy Shop.

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from 1morey
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genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from twotommyolivers
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pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…
pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

Reblogged on 20 Sep 2014 from genuinewonderment
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tablespoons:

homestuck → favorite characters [3/?]

John Egbert
i’m not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!

tablespoons:

homestuck → favorite characters [3/?]

John Egbert
i’m not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!

tablespoons:

homestuck → favorite characters [3/?]

John Egbert

i’m not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!